"We'll put you in a box to blog, and you'll tell everyone, 'Hey, I'm writi
ng this from -insert random country here- and I'm in a box. It's a really nice box. It has four sides and a bottom and a top. It's made out of cardboard. And there's a hole in front of me where they spoon in fish water. And on days when I'm really lucky, I get gruel!'"I don't really remember anything else. I think that is a good idea, though. But I do have to object to the gruel and fish water.