Blogging warnings, side-effects and guidelines.

Warnings for Bloggers.

• Not for rectal use.
• Do not operate heavy machinery while blogging is on the brain.
• Do not combine with alcohol or else you'll wake up the next morning to find that you have drunkenly posted that your wife's ex-wife's brother's mother's sister is pregnant with her brother's child. And we don't want that being said on the internet.
• Do not combine with nail polish fumes.
• Not intended for use with children under five.

SIDE-EFFECTS

Side effects may include any of the following:

• Obsessive blogging. 
• Talking about blogging more often than normal.
• Obsessively checking your watchers and seeing if there are any new ones.
• Obsessively checking your pageview count and seeing how many more people have seen your blog in the past day.
• Constantly trying to perfect your blog's layout.
• Linking all of your friends to your blog more than once when not asked, causing extreme frustration.
• Spending several of your waking hours blogging, plotting what to blog about, and finding/drawing pictures.
• Frequent questioning of friends and families for things to blog about.
• After something fun/exciting/momentous happens, planning in your head how you're going to blog it.
• Saving the links of a billion cool pictures so that maybe one day, you'll need it for your blog.

• Try and blog once a day for obsessive people and a few times a week for the faint-hearted.
• Try not to rant excessively. It makes people sad.
• Do it on a full stomach.
• Keep away from doing two of the almost same thing in a row. Example: Two book reviews in a row. Or two things you can do with ____.
• use prper langaug. dont typ lik dis. evry tim u do georg bush killz a bby panda
• Talking about yourself all the time makes people think you're self-centered. Be a good person and talk about other things.
• Less is more. Sometimes only a few pictures is better than a billion, and a sentence could easily take the place of a long-winded paragraph.
• Take it with root beer, nothing else works.
• Proof read and spell check if you have doubts.
• Be opinionated. Try and spark conversations.

I hope that everyone benefits from these, I'm sure they'll help you.